Paul and Embry

Hey, man. What's up? Leah and Seth are off on vacation, Quil went out of town for a day to visit his older sister, and Jake's off to Italy with his new girlfriend. Meanwhile, I'm stuck at work. Where are you stuck at? (If you're shoving your tongue down Rachel's throat, I don't wanna know.)

Embry! The cub scout finally speaks! Good to hear from you and no, at the moment my tounge is not down Rachel's throat. I'm watching T.V and eating some chips with her.
Work huh? Sounds...fun? So what has the little cub doing?

Who are you calling little? I've got half an inch on you! You better not be eating Billy Black out of house and home either.
Anyway, I met a girl yesterday.

Ha! Of course I am and I'm still growing. We haven't measured lately..

But a girl? You Embry Call meet a girl? Is she blind?

I'm still growing too. I know that I'm beating you.

And no, she's blind. Her eyesight's better than Rachel's too....who, if I 'm not loosing my mind, wears contacs.

Your just jealous Rachel only has eyes for me

But seriously you really met a girl? I really am shocked. Is she hot? Or is she blind and hideous?

Rachel's awesome and all, but I'm not jealous. Don't want Jake for a brother-in-law.
And oh, fuck no! She's gorgeous.
And I'm not blind either. If I'm blind, I don't know what you are. Remember that vamp you missed and I saw about three weeks after I phased?

That makes two of us.

A vamp! Seriously Embry our job is to kill them! Thats our purpose and no I do not recall this vamp!

No, not that vamp! That one we did kill.
This is a different vamp. One of the Cullens friends who came to help us fight the Volturi. Or...almost fight the Volturi.

Embry.. A vamp is a vamp. I don't know what to tell you other than that. Its not my place, but you had a great time didn't you?

Yeah, I did, and....it's probably more than a great time, to be honest. I know a vamp's a vamp, but we know the Cullens and the Denalis are different. She definitely doesn't eat humans, and she definitely has good control. Maybe better than Carlisle's.
And besides, Jacob was married to a vampire. Jasper's long lost sister apparently. It wasn't legal though, and they split up, and now he's off to Italy with a human girl named Kira, and he says he's really in love this time. Not bullshitting.

You better be right, cuz if she's like those red eyed leeches you won't stop hearing about it... Ever.

I know it. And do you seriously have nothing to say about what your future brother-in-law is getting up to? Seriously?
I think that Rachel's making you go soft.

I could seriously care less. His life is too..hm..dramatic for me. And its obivious that Rachel is changing me, but not too much.

Lol. Okay, I got it. Jacob does have too much drama in his life. It's like a fucking soap. You can't follow it all.
And yeah, I guess Rachel couldn't civilize you too much.

I know right and he's so up tight. He always yells at me and stuff. It hurts my manly feelings.
But yes, me civilized? Hell no!

Yeah, I knew that that was never gonna happen.
And here Seth thought that imprinting would fix you. That runt seriously owes me twenty bucks.

Aw..you do care. Listen though, imprinting is by far the best thing that has ever happened to me. I love Rachel with all my heart and I wish you could know what it feels like to be.. Complete.

Uh....here comes the big one. I think that I might have on the girl we were just talking about. I figure if you don't kill me through the phone, I've got a shot with Sam.

What!?! You said vamp right? When a werewolf imprints because they find their perfect mate, as in the female that will give them strong sons and daughters! Vampires can't have babies! Incredible sex maybe, but I see no little Embry's in your future!
I think you got this all wrong!

Is that really what perfect mate is supposed to mean? God, Paul, I never even wanted kids that much, so this sort of works for me, and the pack's gonna go on without me breeding. You've all found the perfect baby-makers, it seems.
Besides, I know what it's like to imprint from you guys, and that's what this feels like. And I know what love's supposed to feel like too, and I know that that's what I feel for her.

Sorry Embry. I won't believe till I see it.

What are you two doing tonight? I'd really like to see if you have imprinted on this vamp. If thats okay with yoy, Mr. Lovey Dovey.

I'm not sure where we're going tonight, but I know that I was going to go see her near the Cullen place since they're letting Jacob's pack over the treaty line.
If you want to see her, can you be civil?

I can be civil. Just no punching, name calling, or remarks about how we smell and I'm good.

Oh, she can be good. Just don't start punching, name-calling, or commenting about how she smells, and I'll be good.